Got this in the mail and i think it says all that needs to be said about Da Man!

* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.

* Outer space exists
because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.

* Rajnikant counted to
infinity - twice.

* When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn't lifting
himself up, he's
pushing
the Earth down. (God help me.. i cant take this anymore)

*
Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

* Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time
it is.  [Ah, the
greatness…]

* Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.

*
Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.

*
There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black
and blue.

* Rajnikant's house has no doors, only
walls that he walks through.

* Rajnikant can divide by zero.

*
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and
opposite reaction,
there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajnikant turnaround
kick.

* When taking the GRE, write "Rajnikant" for every answer. You
will score over 1600.

*
Rajnikant has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

* Rajnikant
grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

* Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary
dating back to the year
1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered
Rajnikant"

* If you Google search "Rajnikant getting kicked"
you will generate
zero
results. It just doesn't happen.

* Rajnikant can drink an
entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven
seconds.

* Rajnikant
doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

* It
takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

* The Bermuda
Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners
off.

* There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq,
Rajnikant lives in
Chennai.

* Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping
pills. They made him
blink.

* James Cameron wanted Rajnikant to play the
Terminator. However, upon
reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into
a documentary, so he
went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

* Thousands of years ago Rajnikant came
across a bear. It was so
terrified
that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that
all of its decedents now have white
hair.